Remember the fun you had in secondary school maths classes writing rude words on your upside down calculator? Half of the fun was finding new words you could write. And it’s my pleasure to now take away that half of the fun.

Boobies is a list of English language words you can write on a non-scientific calculator, all bundled in a handy dandy pocket-size book… assuming that you’ve got quite big pockets.

Available in all good bookstores, but please buy direct from the company I’ve self-published with. I get 5x more money from the sale.

Available here.